Ugly Sweater Search

I made myself an ugly sweater for New Years Eve, but it fell apart half way through the party.  How embarrasing!  I am now determined to never have another ugly sweater malfunction again.  I have 8 months until my family Christmas party in December, and I am determined to have the worst sweater of all.  The search for the perfect ugly sweater began last month.

Top 5 things I'm looking for in an ugly sweater:

1. Age - the older the better

2. Fit - the perfect ugly sweater does not fit or flatter 

3. Reaction - people need to fear and respect the sweater

4. Pride - I want to make my husband proud (and embarrased)

5. Price - the cheaper the better!

 

Here's what I've found so far.  None of them fit all of my qualifications, but I got them anyway as backups.