So I bought this cute little table at Goodwill a while ago. It's been sitting on my front porch for weeks now (I'm suprised the neighborhood association hasn't turned me in for hoarding) and I finally brought it in today to paint. I wasn't planning on painting a mustache on it, and I debated over adding the stache for all afternoon. I've always enjoyed a good mustache. Not on actual people I know, but the idea of a mustache is fab. And a stache with a top hat is just classy. And that is the story of the stache table.